secretclosetfreak: “A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bardtender says, ‘So, I don’t suppose you’d be needing a drink?’ The blonde says……” Forgot my pencil….

secretclosetfreak: “A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bardtender says, ‘So, I don’t suppose you’d be needing a drink?’ The blonde says……” Forgot my pencil….

tags: Causing havoc where he goes,

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